NOTE : These aren't all 100% accurate but are good to get started on for a newbie.  (ie. This is what I started out with and touched it up over YEARS of fighting, and built my own setup)

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An urge to visit the Goddess of Dreams overcomes you
Ooh look! A lovely lake. Perhaps you'll dive in!
Spiders are erupting from your mouth and nose!
The bubonis entity strokes your forehead and your thoughts are thrown into
Unthinking paranoia overcomes you.
You are stunned by the sight of a massive pink bunny hopping by
You are stunned by a vision of the Logos
You are too confused to concentrate properly.
You look about yourself, frenzied and wild-eyed.
You reel as the beam strikes, dazzled and confused.
Your head spins as your mind is drowned in chaos and confusion.
Your mind feels suddenly confused and jumbled.
Your vision blurs for a moment.
Your hypersomnia prevents your insomnia.
%1 flings a tarot card at you which turns an ominous,
You crouch down to spring forward, but the purpose of doing so eludes

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Bellwort

* bows {his|her} head and mutters something, then flings
A sense of deep inner calm descends on you.
A set of scales appears above your head and one side of
gazes fondly at you, eyes shining with compassion and love
Justice is dealt out and your attack rebounds onto you.
throws a Lovers tarot at you and as it strikes true, you
throws a sultry glance at you, and bursts into song with
You have a bad feeling about this.
You love * far too much to even THINK of hurting {him|her}.
Your deep passionate love for
Your mind softens as you feel your entire being
Your will to harm anything leaves you.

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A gelatinous polyp extends a tentacle and grasps you with it, stinging
Frustratingly, your body won't respond to your call to action
gaze to you and suddenly your body
The bees sting you into paralysis
You feel a sharp pain in the back of your neck and your limbs lock up
You feel your limbs stiffen and lock
Your body stiffens rapidly
Your limbs stiffen and lock
Your muscles lock
Your muscles stiffen and lock
Your state of paralysis prevents you from doing
Being paralysed, you can't do that

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and exhales a blast of frigidly cold air upon you
You feel the strength ebb from your body as the cold
Your body slows as it freezes in the extreme cold
sends the cold of the grave
The bubonis entity sinks its teeth into you, and
gestures grandly, and causes a deepfreeze to
sends an icy blue tendril of light that lashes out at you and
Though still shivering, you are no longer frozen solid.
You have a particularly intense shiver.
You suddenly feel that it would be a fine idea to relax your caloric

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Fear strikes you deep in the heart
A shiver of panic runs down your spine
A wave of utter panic washes over you.
Heart thumping, you cannot
Sudden, irrational fear fills your mind.
You are gripped with fear - you cannot leave the ground.
You cry out as your mind is filled with abject terror!
You glance nervously around the room.
You rush about in a state of utter panic.

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mind attacking you from all sides, and you lose your
You must possess equilibrium in order to do that
Your equilibrium is upset as the horrific gaze
nerves feel
You are distracted by a distant sound and lose
your equilibrium is disrupted by a high-pitched keening

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* looks righteously angry as {he|she} points a finger at you.
* passes {his|her} hand in front of you. You feel an invisible claw brush
* stands a tarot on * open palm, and blows it lightly at you.
A strange fog descends upon your mind.
An unspeakable, horrific image rises from the bowels of hell to plague
gives you a vengeful stare, and dark images begin to whisper to you from
The very air around you burns with a purity and holiness
You feel a deadening pall overcome your mind, put there by
You feel your passage through time slow.
Suddenly your movement through the time stream is slowed.

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The idea of eating or drinking is suddenly repulsive to you
The idea of eating or drinking is repulsive to you.
The idea of putting something in your stomach sickens you.
The thought of food revolts you all of a sudden.
The thought of speech seems difficult all of a sudden.

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You feel your allergy to the sun going into
A sense of extreme nausea washes over you.
Sunlight shines down upon you mercilessly, rippling across your skin
The sun has rendered you too weak to move a muscle.
You cannot contain the convulsions in your stomach any longer and
You feel a terrible thirst for elixirs grow within you.
You feel light headed and dizzy.
You feel your energy robbed from you as lethargy overtakes you.
You swoon as you suffer a toxic relapse.
Your vision is flooded with light, and your face suddenly reddens

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Why is everything so difficult to figure out?
Your nerves feel jangled all of a sudden
mind feels slower
You reel as the beam
Your body is wracked with pain by the
Hmmmm. Why must everything be so difficult to figure out?
Hmmm. Why is everything so difficult to figure out?
overcome by dizziness
Heart thumping, you cannot bear the company of others
Your mind feels suddenly vacant as a *
* spins a puppet of rapidly in a circle.
* spins a doll of
* waves his hands quickly in front of the eyes of a Vodun doll of
casts a net of stupidity over your mind.
glares at you and a feeling of utter stupidity envelops you.
Hmmmm. Why is everything so difficult to figure out?
The bubonis entity cuts you slightly, and you become unbearably shy.
The ground seems to tilt and you fall with a thump.
You glance nervously around the room.
You look about yourself nervously
You reel as your mind is viciously battered by a mental assault from
You shuffle your feet noisily, suddenly bored.
Your limbs begin to jerk and shake uncontrollably, and you begin to conc
Your mental processes slow down and you suddenly
Your mind feels slow and stupid suddenly.
Your mind feels somewhat slower and more plodding.
Your mind feels suddenly dulled and slow.
Your nerves feel suddenly jangled.
You aren't such a complete idiot anymore.
* lowers * eyes and an unearthly image appears before you
* directs a dazzling ray of divine light at you.
Heart thumping, you cannot bear the company of others and depart in terror

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Blood begins to slowly drip from your nose.
The dark void of terror fills your mind as, horribly, blood begins
You begin feeling slightly flushed.
A marsh viper darts at you quickly and sinks its fangs
The dark void of terror fills your mind as
A large treesnake darts at you quickly and sinks its
You cough suddenly, expelling black fluid
Your legs tremble slightly as a yellow jaundice

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A prickly, stinging sensation spreads through your body
There is a tightening sensation in your lungs suddenly.
You are breathing lightly
You feel a tightening sensation in your lungs.
You feel a tightening sensation grow in your lungs.
You gasp as you feel your fine-tuned reflexes disappear
You gasp as your fine-tuned reflexes disappear into a haze
You lash out clumsily
Your limbs grow heavy and you groan feebly
Your lungs are far too constricted to smoke.
Your lungs are much too constricted to smoke.

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"Don't get trapped now...", the bubonis entity whispers to you.
* whispers comforting words to a * of
An odd sensation descends upon you.
None may stand in your way! You are invincible!
Pain is something only the weak feel!
Terror descends upon you and your head swims - you must find shelter!
The idea of heights makes you queasy suddenly.
The thought of heights is more than you can bear
The walls close in to suffocate you - you must escape!
With the heel of your palm, you smack yourself upside the head
You are gripped with fear - you cannot leave the ground.
You drive a clenched fist into your gut
You feel the urge to slash, cut, and bruise yourself.
You grit your teeth, resolving to battle on through the mightiest blows.
You lash out wildly as
You look downwards and the ground spins dizzily
You realise that you have been left alone - you must find companionship!
You realize that your heroic actions can no longer continue unnoticed
You smile with pleasure as you ram your fist into your jaw.
You use your right foot to stomp on your left as hard as possible.
Your spirit writhes in torment under the glare of the angel.

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Both of your legs must be free and unhindered to do
Both of your arms must be free and functioning to
You cannot move as both of your legs are crippled
You scream in agony as the horrific flames crackle
hand brushes against your arm and it withers
kneels down over you, takes a deep breath and calmly wrench
You shudder and grimace, strainig to maintain your meta
raises * arms above his head, and a strange blue
A fiery efreeti spins into you, causing you to burst into flames
You lose your footing and tumble crashing down to the
striking you down and snapping
The crone strokes your
breaks both your legs
of white-hot fire shoots from * nostrils directly at you
exhales a scorching blast of flame in your
Flames erupt over all over your body and begin to
losing the bond with the animal spirits
A fiery efreeti spins into you, causing you to burst into flame.
afflicted by a crippled * arm.
As all four of your limbs break, pain overwhelms you and you wonder
Before you can avoid it
Blue light crackles forth from * palms, striking you down and
conjures a ball of fire and hurls it at you.
Flames lick around you - you are on fire
reaches out and grabs your
sucks in * breath, and with a mighty blast of air exhales while
The breath is driven from your body as a majestic moose drives its
The stings paralyse your *.
utters a prayer and smites your
Wrenching pain shoots through your arms as they are twisted and broken
You are scorched by the firewall as you pass through.
You feel an evil eye glaring down at you, and suddenly you explode
You scream as you feel the force of the landing
You stumble as your * leg shrivels into a useless appendage.
You stumble slightly as your * leg shrivels into a useless
You watch in horror as * touches your
You watch, in horror, as your * shrivels up and becomes
your * arm and * leg shrivel up in response.
Your * arm snaps in two.
Your body erupts in flames

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The massive trauma to your head has damaged your skull
* leg is greatly damaged from the beating.
To your horror, your * leg has
Your * leg breaks from all the damage.
To your horror, your * arm has
Your * arm breaks from all the damage
Your * arm is greatly damaged from the beating.

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blows an Aeon tarot at you, destroying your speed defence.
The curse of the Aeon wears off and you return to the normal timestream.
%1 flays your speed defence
%1 razes you speed defence with

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The branches beneath your feet start to shake so much that you
* knocks your legs out from under you and sends you sprawling
* drops to the floor and sweeps * legs round at you
the ground with both fists and a tremor sweeps through you
swings * quarterstaff with all * might, generating a great
unseen hiding place, knocking you to the ground
You are jerked awake by the pain
You are no longer stunned
You have writhed free
You must pick yourself off the ground first
You open your eyes and yawn mightily
You regain consciousness with a start
You shriek in pain as * crashes * muscled arms down onto you
right into the solid ground
You need your feet firmly on the ground for that.
Quickly * pulls the spear out and you fall to the ground
You must not be prone or restricted if you wish to
The chimera's goat head rams into you and knocks you off your feet.
The ground heaves and you are knocked off your feet.
The harpy swoops down, smashing its bulk into you and knocking you #w 2000 stand
The wave of force knocks you to the ground.
You leap up and attempt a graceful swan dive...right into the solid
You must first raise yourself from the floor and stand up.
You open your eyes and stretch
You quickly pull yourself out of sleep.
You sit yourself down.
Your legs give way unexpectedly and you fall to the ground.
With a sudden lunge, a sabre walrus charges you, knocking you over.
knocking you off your feet and stunning you!
slams into you, knocking you off your feet and stunning you!

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curses you with the visage of a rotting corpse
You stand in such dishonour that not even your loyal
The salve just slides off your oily skin slickness=1
The bubonis entity secretes a foul, slick substance
The salve slides off your oily skin.
With disgust, you note that your sweat glands
You are too slick for the berry juice to take hold, and it is wasted.
You feel ugliness radiating from you.
You notice that your sweat glands have begun to rapidly secrete a
* utters a terrible curse and points a finger at you.

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You are asleep and can do nothing
You are incredibly tired and fall asleep immediately
You feel incredibly tired suddenly, and fall asleep immediately.
You feel incredibly tired, and fall asleep immediately.
The chimera's dragon head exhales a cloud of gas at you, and you feel

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lashes out from the undergrowth to entangle you
You are bound and cannot do that
transfixes you with a
You are too tangled up to do that
Your legs are tangled
You slam * with a scream of pain
hindering you
plunges it deep into your helpless body
down from the skies toward you, and before you can resist has
quickly points its backside at you
* lobs a web bomb at the ground and it explodes on contact
* transfixes you with a
A choke creeper lashes out at you with a vine and wraps it tightly
A glowing spear comes flying in towards you. It buries itself in your
A pair of vines suddenly lashes out from the undergrowth to entangle
As it reaches you, a huge mass of rope bursts out of it, entrapping
braced a hunter's spear with a scream of pain.
draws his blade back and plunges it deep into your helpless body
huge mass of rope bursts out of it, entrapping and hindering
issues a command and instantly the vines around you begin to
quickly binds up your hands and feet, leaving you helpless.
shoots out a mass of sticky webbing at you.
spider quickly points its backside at you and shoots an incredibly
sprays you with a sticky webbing, which quickly
Sticky strands of webbing spray out from * to cover you.
You are transfixed and cannot do that. You must to escape.
You spring a trap!! A loop of rope entwines
Your attention is grabbed and held by a fascinating butterfly-like